Welcome to our 1st annual Mutant Surfing Holiday Shopping Extravaganza! This is the time when we help our friends and listeners avoid frustration, “Black Friday” carnage, over crowded parking lots, waiting in check out lines, spending three bucks a gallon on gas and generally wasting time unnecessarily. “Full Contact Christmas Shopping” is not our favorite sport this time of year, nor should it be yours.

Our mission is to make life easier, buying gifts.

We have three goals for you:

1. To make certain you have plenty of time to watch football, basketball, hockey or listen to surf music.

2. Give perfect gifts that will leave your friends and family in a state of jaw-dropped amazement with your shopping prowess and selection acumen.

3.  Not break your bank account in the process.

To which, we recommend the following:

E-Music. Okay folks, what we have here is a one week free trial with 35 free (increased from 25) downloads to check it out. So, try it out for the week, then give the e-gift subscriptions starting at $30 for three months (60 tunes). We first noticed how cool these guys were when we saw them using Funkadelic’s “Maggot Brain” in one of their ads. Classic!

Beer Blaster. What can we say? This has just got to be one of the all time greatest gifts one can either give or receive. A gun that will shoot your favorite carbonated beverage from its 12oz. can. Absolutely priceless at $22-32.

Things From Another World. A pop culture “candy store”. A veritable cornucopia of items from which to select. Might we recommend the Watchmen “Doomsday Clock” key chain at a mere $5.39? Or, perhaps the “Watchmen” TPB at $12? Or, the Serenity: Those Left Behind TPB, $9, for Firefly fans. Or…anyway, you get the idea.

Surf music! Click the album covers on our “Gallery” page for links to purchase. Some USDA choice surf music from $5 to $20!

Make Beer. A bit more expensive at $100, but what a great gift for beer lovers… a chance to make brews at home! Plus, subsequent beer making packages can be gifted at less than $30.

T-Shirt Humor. Great art, fine sense of humor and virtually everything under $20. Being surf and car buffs, we especially like the “Woody” humor.

Fathead. 100s of sports and entertainment items to choose from. Pick your team. Most around $90. Some less, some more. Or, create your own Fathead, starring the kids, wife, hubby, or anybody you like,  starting at $60.

Becker Surfboards… and skateboards and apparel and footwear and wet suits. All kinds of good stuff! Love the yellow Santa Cruz Roskoff Face skateboard at $90.

Tunecore. Just for the aspiring musician… If the music was worth writing, worth performing, worth producing and worth recording, then it’s probably worth distributing. About $20 per album, per year, plus $1.00 per store (e.g. I-Tunes or E-Music). Give a gift for success!

This also our annual “fund raiser” to keep Mutant Surfing radio up and running for the next year! Links to all the aforementioned sponsors/partners may be found on this page or on our station page. So, shop early and shop often!

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